{"product_id":"kiss-this-3d-printed-statement-paddle-playful-impact-play-accessory","title":"\"Kiss This\" — 3D Printed Statement Paddle | Playful Impact Play Accessory","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes you need to make your point... clearly. This cheeky paddle features bold red lettering that leaves absolutely no doubt about where you stand, plus a sassy lip print that says \"pucker up, buttercup.\" The dual-color construction creates stunning visual contrast while delivering satisfying impact with every swing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ergonomic handle with hanging hole and cord makes storage easy, and that eye-catching message ensures this paddle starts conversations whether in use or on display. Perfect for partners who appreciate a little sass with their impact play—or just want to make their point in the most literal way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e3D printed in dual-color PLA (black with red accent details)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eBold \"kiss this\" text with decorative lip print design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eSmall star accents for extra flair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eErgonomic handle with hanging hole and cord\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eLightweight yet sturdy for satisfying impact\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003ePerfect for: impact play enthusiasts, sassy collectors, or anyone who likes their paddles with attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shade Tree Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50608144285939,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0851\/2494\/0019\/files\/signal-2026-08-15-21-27-03-971_024.jpg?v=1788040849","url":"https:\/\/www.nightshade.market\/products\/kiss-this-3d-printed-statement-paddle-playful-impact-play-accessory","provider":"Nightshade Collection","version":"1.0","type":"link"}