{"title":"Adult Novelty Items","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eSpice Up the Mundane Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"my-6 border-border\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003e🍑 Fidget Toys (Butt Plug Shaped)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinally, a fidget toy that says \"I have anxiety AND a sense of humor.\" Perfect for stressful Zoom calls where you need to keep your hands busy and your colleagues guessing. Discreet enough for the office, cheeky enough for your personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003e🍪 Food-Grade Cookie Cutters \u0026amp; Stamps\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBake your feelings. Literally. From \"Eat Me\" stamps to shapes that'll make your grandmother blush (don't tell her), these cutters prove that dessert should always come with a side of innuendo. Food safe and judgment free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003e⛓️ BDSM Gingerbread Keychains\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTiny, delicious-looking reminders that you're into... \u003cem\u003espiced\u003c\/em\u003e things. Hang them on your keys, your bag, or anywhere you want to subtly signal \"I know what a safeword is\" without saying a word. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003e🔥 Adult-Themed Hoodie String Charms\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy should your strings be boring? Clip these on and let your hoodie do the talking. They're the perfect way to say \"I'm cozy AND kinky.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"my-6 border-border\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eWhite elephant exchanges that need a little \u003cem\u003ecolor\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eFriends who appreciate a good double entendre\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eTreating yourself because you're worth it (and a little deviant)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eAdd to cart before your inner child and outer adult have a fistfight over who gets to buy this.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"tied-up-ginger-3d-printed-shibari-keychain-kinky-gingerbread-accessory","title":"\"Tied Up Ginger\" — 3D Printed Shibari Keychain | Kinky Gingerbread Accessory","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour keys just got a whole lot more interesting. 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